Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"

Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"

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$38.47 USD
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Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
  • Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"
Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"

Official Dad Timeout Authorization Tee — "Issued to: Legendary Dad"

$38.47 USD
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This tee is a wink and a relief rolled into one soft, familiar shirt. The front wears an aged, official-looking “OFFICIAL DAD TIMEOUT AUTHORIZATION” form—complete with ornate eagle seal, approval stamps, and tiny legalese that reads like the world’s most sincere excuse to step away for a cold one. It feels lived-in, like a wallet‑kept document pulled out at the exact moment a dad needs to vanish to the garage or sink into a quiet chair. The vintage passport-and-certificate textures and subtle corner fold make the print read like authentic paper history rather than a loud joke. Wear it when you’re claiming a minute of quiet after bedtime, when the kids are finally asleep and the beer can is calling, or when you just want other parents to nod and smile in recognition. The shirt’s medium-weight cotton, thoughtful construction, and true-to-size regular fit keep it comfortable whether you’re pretending to fix something under the hood or actually taking five. It’s a small ritual garment: familiar, honest, and quietly proud.

Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for solid colors; heathers 85% cotton / 15% viscose
- Side seams for lasting shape and structure
- Ribbed knit collar with neck & shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with regular fit and runs true to size
- DTF inner neck labels and tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AS Colour 5001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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