Emergency Dad Alert System Ceramic Mug — "This Is Not A Drill — Caffeine Levels Critically Low"
11oz
$15.99 USD
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Wake up to an official-looking emergency broadcast that only a true dad will understand. This ceramic mug wears a retro TV alert screen—color bars, scan lines, and a crisp “EMERGENCY DAD ALERT SYSTEM” headline—where the emergency symbol cleverly hides a steaming coffee cup. The scrolling text reads like a public safety announcement: caffeine levels critically low, all dads advised to seek immediate coffee. Small broadcast details (station ID, timestamp, severity) and a muted vintage palette give the design that authentic 1970s civil defense feel. Hold it in the quiet predawn or hand it across the kitchen island; the mug turns that first guilty sip into a ritual of urgency and humor. It’s familiar, a little smug, and exactly the kind of morning signal that gets conversation paused until caffeine returns.
Product Type: Mug
Product Features:
- Durable glossy ceramic with vibrant, long-lasting print
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to suit morning routines
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Lead- and BPA-free with a comfortable C-handle
Product features
- Durable glossy ceramic with vibrant, long-lasting print
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Microwave-safe for reheating
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Lead- and BPA-free with a comfortable C-handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Emergency Dad Alert System Ceramic Mug — "This Is Not A Drill — Caffeine Levels Critically Low"
$15.99 USD
Sale price
$15.99 USD
Regular price
Product Type: Mug
Product Features:
- Durable glossy ceramic with vibrant, long-lasting print
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to suit morning routines
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Lead- and BPA-free with a comfortable C-handle
Product features
- Durable glossy ceramic with vibrant, long-lasting print
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Microwave-safe for reheating
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Lead- and BPA-free with a comfortable C-handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap